Miranda Kerr is so mad that Orlando Bloom introduced their son to Katy Perry

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom maybe/probably hooked up the night of the Golden Globes back in January. Sources claimed that Katy seemed to be playing hard to get, but Orlando was really, really into it and he was following her around like a puppy. Since then, there have been sightings of Orly and Katy and my guess is that they’re a thing now and she’s completely thrown over John Mayer (God, she has the worst taste in men). Whatever is happening between Katy and Orly is pretty recent though – I mean, this is barely a month old. So Orlando’s ex, Miranda Kerr, was really, really upset when Orlando introduced their son Flynn to Katy.

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have a rule when it comes to introducing their five-year-old son Flynn to their significant others: “We have to know the person for six months,” Kerr explained. So when Orlando, 39, invited Katy Perry to tag along with him and his son to a birthday party for Robert Downey Jr’s son in Malibu on Feb. 6 – less than four weeks after they were first linked – Miranda was understandably upset with Bloom and Perry.

“Miranda went off on Orlando for being so inconsiderate,” says the source. “Those photos of him and Katy playing happy family with Flynn broke her heart, but Orlando said she was being dramatic.” And perhaps a bit jealous. “Miranda’s always had this hold over Orlando, even after they split. She would never admit it, but she feels very threatened by Katy. Orlando has fallen head over heels.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

This really did happen – you can see the photos here. Orlando drove Katy and Flynn to Malibu to attend a kid’s birthday party. My gut-level reaction is… Miranda has every right to be mad. Katy and Orlando have been acquaintances for a while, but they’ve only been romantically involved for a matter of weeks, and he’s already arranging playdates with Katy and Flynn? How much sh-t would a woman get if she introduced her kid to the guy she’s been banging for just a few weeks?

Last thing, if you want to laugh over a bizarrely intricate story about Katy Perry, read this. Katy is a “mean girl,” so says Ryn Weaver in what is a Kanye-level Twitter rant.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and Getty.

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